Me: Hey bay bay. You looking to get your world rocked?
Her: no
Me: this is you lucky day… 😇

The ones ive heard are you a magician ? Cuz you look like you can do magic.

And im not staring at your tits. Im staring at your heart.

When I was silly, I asked do you wanna arm wrestle? The one I was brave, I would look her straighten the eye politely touch her hand and say I lust you. It did start conversations.

My go to is:

“How bout you and I just skip the romance and lovey dovey part and just go straight to the stage where my breathing gets on your nerves.”

Panties drop like red and black checkers in Connect Four.

I don't have one but there were two times that a guy used or tried to use his pick-up line and they were HORRIBLE. The first one was "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" and then the second time I was at a restaurant with my soccer team and it was just me and the coach at the table (I was last to get picked up) but a drunk guy comes by and (Points at my legs ) "Hey, are you gonna eat that?"... I was mortified

OMG you're just like my little toe🤯 I'd bang you off every piece of furniture in the house.
乂^‿^乂

I got a fully private use vehicle to travel anywhere in the country.


Wanna come?

😁

I'm bad at those so I keep it pretty no nonsense and straight forward

Want to go $*%(@( works 30% of the time

I usually just lick my eyebrows.

no words, stir the ice inmy drink with my index finger and slowly lick the moisture off. makes every guy want to be what I'm drinking

100 dollar bill .. tacky joke

Idk, I believe the best game is no game, so I don't have a pick up line.

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