Busy day at the morgue
So there's this very busy mortician in Israel due to all the violence in the region.
One day he gets a high ranking officer from each side that need to have open casket burials. Each of them highly decorated. Both uniforms very technical with a lot of attention to detail. The funerals are to be held at the same time in different rooms and it takes the mortician up to within 5 minutes of the funeral time to get their uniforms all buttoned and pinned and buckled just right with all their medals hanging in the right places at the right intervals, etc etc.
It's so important that respect is paid to both sides equally that the big boss wants to inspect before any of the friends or families get to view their Fallen comrades.
Right away the big boss notices a major problem. He noticed that the mortician put the wrong Soldier in the wrong uniform. The Israeli was wearing the Palestinian uniform, and the Palestinian was wearing the Israeli uniform. It was a condition that could have started World War 3 had the big boss not acted promptly and fixed the problem with a minute to spare.
The mortician was amazed that the boss could get them all dressed and rearranged and into the right casket within 5 minutes of the viewing. Eager to learn, he asked the boss what his secret was. He thought surely it was magic.
The boss replied, Magic schmagic. It was nothing like that. I just swapped their heads
One day he gets a high ranking officer from each side that need to have open casket burials. Each of them highly decorated. Both uniforms very technical with a lot of attention to detail. The funerals are to be held at the same time in different rooms and it takes the mortician up to within 5 minutes of the funeral time to get their uniforms all buttoned and pinned and buckled just right with all their medals hanging in the right places at the right intervals, etc etc.
It's so important that respect is paid to both sides equally that the big boss wants to inspect before any of the friends or families get to view their Fallen comrades.
Right away the big boss notices a major problem. He noticed that the mortician put the wrong Soldier in the wrong uniform. The Israeli was wearing the Palestinian uniform, and the Palestinian was wearing the Israeli uniform. It was a condition that could have started World War 3 had the big boss not acted promptly and fixed the problem with a minute to spare.
The mortician was amazed that the boss could get them all dressed and rearranged and into the right casket within 5 minutes of the viewing. Eager to learn, he asked the boss what his secret was. He thought surely it was magic.
The boss replied, Magic schmagic. It was nothing like that. I just swapped their heads
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