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lissah · 36-40, F
A woman and her toddler were driving down the freeway when all of a sudden the car in front of them drives over a 12 inch dildo laying in the road. It bounces up and hits their windshield, then bounces up again over the top of the car, a second 'thud' as it hits the roof of the car, and eventually behind them as they drive on down the road. The young girl in the backseat asks "What was that Mommy?" "Uhh- I'm not sure darling, I think it was just a big bug!" The girl says "It must've been REAL big, did you see the size of its cock?!"
