I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.

I saw that happen and I condiment to hand you a napkin, but I didn’t have one. I don’t relish the idea of this happening to me.

She was far behind me so I got my food and sat down. When she came to the table she had 10 packs of ketchup. NO, I said, Catch up, Catch up.

I liked that one.

Sometimes when I consume too much ketchup I realize that I mustard