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CalmUnderThePalm

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Apples and Oranges

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Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples and oranges is unfair.

Name something men do that women hate.

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I Have Something to Say

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Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.

I Have Something to Say

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A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5... See More »

I'm going to quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money.

I'll be home around 9 pm this evening.

This song is stuck in my head

I've been listening to Avril Lavigne's new song for a few days (that came out in May of this year,) It got stuck in my head.

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Fun fact: "sugar" is the only word in English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. At least I'm pretty sure that's correct.

I miss the old days

And I'm talking about the 90s and 2000s. Sigh.

I accidentally used dog shampoo today.

I'm feeling like such a good boy.

The doctor said my sugar was too high.

When I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf; it's much more accessible now

John Cena wakes up in a hospital

John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't

What do you call a fruit that magically shows up?

Hey everyone, I'm back!

Time to say goodbye

After 6 years of being on this site and had a great time. It's time for me to say goodbye.

George Washington wasn't first president of the United States?

Apparently, it was John Hanson.

One of the best things you Can do for yourself is Taking time to learn and grow Once you give yourself patience you Become your best and the Empathy, self kindness and Reliance are what you need to grow

Is it politely to say

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Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese. With her spoon.

Everyone is so busy today

Facebook, TikTok, etc. Including SW

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What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?

It's a take I'm willing to risk.

How does a vegan begin grace before a meal?

People who cancel appointments are disappointing.

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

I'm tired of following my dreams.

I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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