This is dedicated to all the tenacious morons of SW who keep coming back for more

A hunter is out in the woods, looking for bears, when he spots a huge one. He aims and fires, but misses. Annoyed, the bear lumbers up to the hunter and tells him, "you're new around here, so I'll explain this to you one time, and one time only. Since you just tried to shoot me, I'm going to give you one of two choices of payback. I can (A) maul you to death, or you can (2) drop those cute little hunting britches of yours, panties too (shoutout to Deliverance 😜), bend over, and let Daddy bear in until I'm grinnin' from sinnin'. (for you morons, choice 2 involves the hunter being sodomized by the bear)

The hunter reluctantly chooses the second option.
Embarrassed and angry as f, the hunter goes back to town and buys a bigger, more powerful rifle. He returns to the woods, spots the same bear, takes aim, and fires. He misses again.
The bear comes up from behind and taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know the deal". The hunter, even more humiliated, is forced to comply.
Now, completely filled with rage, (and daddy bears baby batter), the hunter goes and buys a bazooka. He goes back to the forest, finds the bear, and fires. The recoil knocks him flat on his ass. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him, arms crossed, and says with squinted brow,
"Let's be honest," the bear says. " you're not really here for the hunting, are you?"