"Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn't notice.
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: 'You’ll never beat that!'
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: 'Watch and learn!'
He says to the baker, 'Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!'
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Aussie promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, 'Give me another biscuit for my magic trick.'
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, 'Give me one more biscuit.'
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad and yells: 'Where's your famous magic trick?'
The Australian says: 'Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!'"
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: 'You’ll never beat that!'
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: 'Watch and learn!'
He says to the baker, 'Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!'
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Aussie promptly eats. Then he says to the baker, 'Give me another biscuit for my magic trick.'
The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too. Then he says again, 'Give me one more biscuit.'
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad and yells: 'Where's your famous magic trick?'
The Australian says: 'Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!'"
