Two drunk guys walk into a brothel.

The madam is running low on whores, so she decides to put blow up dolls in the rooms thinking that the men wouldn't even notice. She tells them that the girls are shy and not to turn on the lights. On the way home the men are talking about their experience. The first guy says "Well my girl was boring, all she did was lay there." The second guy says "Well my girl was crazy. I bit her nipple and she let out a loud fart and jumped out the window."