(Dark humour warning
A doctor lacking empathy
A woman suffers a severe accident and undergoes surgery. Her husband waits anxiously. After several hours, the surgeon approaches him.
“Good news: the surgery went well. However, her recovery will be lengthy. She’ll require years of physical therapy at $2,000 per month.”
The husband’s concern deepens.
“She’ll also need future surgeries, not covered by insurance, costing between $100,000 and $150,000.”
He begins to sweat.
“Additionally, she’ll need a high-quality wheelchair and a specially equipped vehicle, totaling around $30,000.”
Overwhelmed, the husband looks desperate. The doctor then pats him on the back and says,
“Relax, I was just kidding. She’s dead.”
A woman suffers a severe accident and undergoes surgery. Her husband waits anxiously. After several hours, the surgeon approaches him.
“Good news: the surgery went well. However, her recovery will be lengthy. She’ll require years of physical therapy at $2,000 per month.”
The husband’s concern deepens.
“She’ll also need future surgeries, not covered by insurance, costing between $100,000 and $150,000.”
He begins to sweat.
“Additionally, she’ll need a high-quality wheelchair and a specially equipped vehicle, totaling around $30,000.”
Overwhelmed, the husband looks desperate. The doctor then pats him on the back and says,
“Relax, I was just kidding. She’s dead.”
