The Old Rooster and the Young Rooster
A farmer had 25 hens and one old rooster.
Since the old rooster was getting slow, the farmer bought a young rooster from the market to take over.
The Conversation
Old Rooster: “Welcome! Let’s work together to keep things productive.”
Young Rooster: “Work together? You’re too old! You should retire.”
Old Rooster: “Come on, there are 25 hens—can’t you let me have just one?”
Young Rooster: “No way! They’re all mine.”
Old Rooster: “Alright, how about a challenge? If I win, I get one hen. If you win, you get them all.”
Young Rooster: “Deal! What’s the challenge?”
Old Rooster: “A 50-meter race to that tree. But since I’m old, give me a 10-meter head start.”
Young Rooster: “Fine. We’ll race tomorrow morning!”
The Race
At sunrise, the race begins. The old rooster starts running, and after 10 meters, the young rooster takes off, chasing him at full speed.
Within seconds, the young rooster is right behind the old one, just about to overtake him when suddenly—
BANG!
The young rooster drops dead.
The farmer sighs and mutters:
“Damn it! That’s the fifth gay rooster I’ve bought this week!”
Moral of the Story:
• Always respect your seniors.
• And watch out for corporate politics!
Since the old rooster was getting slow, the farmer bought a young rooster from the market to take over.
The Conversation
Old Rooster: “Welcome! Let’s work together to keep things productive.”
Young Rooster: “Work together? You’re too old! You should retire.”
Old Rooster: “Come on, there are 25 hens—can’t you let me have just one?”
Young Rooster: “No way! They’re all mine.”
Old Rooster: “Alright, how about a challenge? If I win, I get one hen. If you win, you get them all.”
Young Rooster: “Deal! What’s the challenge?”
Old Rooster: “A 50-meter race to that tree. But since I’m old, give me a 10-meter head start.”
Young Rooster: “Fine. We’ll race tomorrow morning!”
The Race
At sunrise, the race begins. The old rooster starts running, and after 10 meters, the young rooster takes off, chasing him at full speed.
Within seconds, the young rooster is right behind the old one, just about to overtake him when suddenly—
BANG!
The young rooster drops dead.
The farmer sighs and mutters:
“Damn it! That’s the fifth gay rooster I’ve bought this week!”
Moral of the Story:
• Always respect your seniors.
• And watch out for corporate politics!
