Two leprechauns knocked at the door of a convent
and asked to speak with the Mother Superior. After a few moments she came out.
"Mother Superior, in your Convent is there by chance a wee Nun about yea high?" The first leprechaun asks gesturing to his own head height.
"No, I'm quite sure there isn't."
The leprechaun nods and ask again "Mother Superior in all of Ireland is the person chance a wee Nun about yea high?"
The Mother Superior thinks for a moment and shakes her head "No, in all of Ireland there is no such Nun." The Leprechaun nods again and ask "Mother Superior, in ALL of the British Isles is there perchance a wee Nun about yea high?"
The Mother Superior frowns in thought for several minutes and finally shakes her head "No I don't believe so."
"Thank you for your time Mother Superior," the leprechaun bows and then elbows the second leprechaun "See Sean? I told ya, you shaggec a penguin."
"Mother Superior, in your Convent is there by chance a wee Nun about yea high?" The first leprechaun asks gesturing to his own head height.
"No, I'm quite sure there isn't."
The leprechaun nods and ask again "Mother Superior in all of Ireland is the person chance a wee Nun about yea high?"
The Mother Superior thinks for a moment and shakes her head "No, in all of Ireland there is no such Nun." The Leprechaun nods again and ask "Mother Superior, in ALL of the British Isles is there perchance a wee Nun about yea high?"
The Mother Superior frowns in thought for several minutes and finally shakes her head "No I don't believe so."
"Thank you for your time Mother Superior," the leprechaun bows and then elbows the second leprechaun "See Sean? I told ya, you shaggec a penguin."
