Q: What do you call a mouse that walks on two feet?

A: Mickey

Q: what do you call a duck that walks on two feet?

A: a duck. .. all ducks walk on two feet😏

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Iwillwait · M

What about:
Danger Mouse
Jerry
Felix

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@Iwillwait all acceptable answers. ..also, Speedy Gonzales and his slow cousin, whatever his name was. Or any of those characters from Ratatouille or Flushed Away. Technically yes, they are all rats, but close enough. People who have rat infestations always call them mice for some reason. LOL right?

Iwillwait · M

@Jayciedubb I have Rats?

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@Iwillwait 🤔 I have no idea. Do you?