Le man wisdom
An old man is sitting by a lake, fishing peacefully, when he suddenly hears a small voice shout, "Hey, you!" He looks around, confused, but sees no one. He shrugs and goes back to his fishing.
A few minutes later, the voice calls again, "Hey, down here!" The old man looks down and spots a tiny frog sitting on a rock. Surprised, he picks up the frog and holds it up to his face.
The frog lets out a sigh of relief and says, "Oh, thank goodness! I've been trapped like this for years! Listen, I'm actually a beautiful princess, cursed by a wicked witch. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and we can live happily ever after!"
The old man stares at the frog for a long moment, then carefully puts it in his pocket.
The frog, alarmed, croaks, "Hey, wait a minute! Didn’t you hear me? I said I’m a beautiful princess! I’ll make you happier than you’ve ever been!"
The old man pats his pocket and says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog. Less maintenance, fewer arguments, and I can still take you fishing!"
A few minutes later, the voice calls again, "Hey, down here!" The old man looks down and spots a tiny frog sitting on a rock. Surprised, he picks up the frog and holds it up to his face.
The frog lets out a sigh of relief and says, "Oh, thank goodness! I've been trapped like this for years! Listen, I'm actually a beautiful princess, cursed by a wicked witch. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and we can live happily ever after!"
The old man stares at the frog for a long moment, then carefully puts it in his pocket.
The frog, alarmed, croaks, "Hey, wait a minute! Didn’t you hear me? I said I’m a beautiful princess! I’ll make you happier than you’ve ever been!"
The old man pats his pocket and says, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog. Less maintenance, fewer arguments, and I can still take you fishing!"
