Three sisters were all getting married
within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex lives would start and made them promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words about their first impressions of marital sex.
The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. It said simply: "Nescafe."
Puzzled, Mum went to her kitchen and checked the Nescafe jar. It read: "Great from beginning to end." Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter.
A week after the wedding, the second daughter sent a card from the Maldives. It read: "Rothmans."
Mum knew to check her husband's cigarettes. The pack said: "Super strong King Size." She was slightly embarrassed but happy for her daughter.
The third daughter left for her honeymoon in New Zealand. A week passed with no word. Another week went by, and still nothing. A month passed before a card finally arrived from Auckland. It was written with a shaky hand and read: "Air New Zealand."
Mum grabbed her latest travel magazine, flipping through the pages nervously. She found the ad for Air New Zealand: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions."
The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. It said simply: "Nescafe."
Puzzled, Mum went to her kitchen and checked the Nescafe jar. It read: "Great from beginning to end." Mum blushed but was pleased for her daughter.
A week after the wedding, the second daughter sent a card from the Maldives. It read: "Rothmans."
Mum knew to check her husband's cigarettes. The pack said: "Super strong King Size." She was slightly embarrassed but happy for her daughter.
The third daughter left for her honeymoon in New Zealand. A week passed with no word. Another week went by, and still nothing. A month passed before a card finally arrived from Auckland. It was written with a shaky hand and read: "Air New Zealand."
Mum grabbed her latest travel magazine, flipping through the pages nervously. She found the ad for Air New Zealand: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, in all directions."
