And, this is sadly as far as this young man gets.

His twenty five inch penis is a distinct disadvantage and he remains a frustrated virgin.
It was out of share desperation that he made a decision to visit the local witch in the woods to inquire if she had a remedy that could make his penis smaller. His penis was just too large for the ladies.
She advised him to go deep into the woods, seek out a female frog and ask her to marry him. She stated that if he was turned down his penis would shrink five inches.
Armed with the witch's advice he ventures further into the woods, finds a frog and asks, "Frog, will you marry me?"
"No," said the frog and immediately this penis shrunk five inches.
The young man thinks to himself, "Wow, that was pretty cool, but it is still too big." Again he asks frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog says, "No, I won't marry you."
His penis shrinks to fifteen inches.
He ponders the thought that fifteen inches is still a little too big and he thinks a ten inch penis would be just awesome.
Again he asks frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"
Frog replies, "How many times do I have to tell you, NO, NO, NO."