Bear and a rabbit are in the woods...
A bear and a rabbit are in the woods, crouching by two trees, using the restroom.
A few minutes go by in silence until the bear leans toward the rabbit.
"Hey, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The bear asks
"What? No! Leave me alone I'm trying to use the restroom!" The rabbit answered, slightly bothered by the intrusion.
"Oh, ok, sorry." The bear said as he straitened up again.
A few more minutes go by in silence as they both continue their business, until the bear leans in again and asks
"Are you sure you don't have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"Seriously? No, I don't have that problem, now please mind your own business!" The rabbit answered extremely annoyed now.
"Oh, ok, sorry." The bear said again.
Several minutes go by as the two sit in silence, trying to finish their business so they can go on with their day. Until the bear leans in once more.
"So, you're certain you don't have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"What is wrong with you?" The rabbit answered, furious now, "For the last time, I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHIT STICKING TO MY FUR!!"
So the bear picks up the rabbit, wipes his ass with him, and then walks off.
A few minutes go by in silence until the bear leans toward the rabbit.
"Hey, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The bear asks
"What? No! Leave me alone I'm trying to use the restroom!" The rabbit answered, slightly bothered by the intrusion.
"Oh, ok, sorry." The bear said as he straitened up again.
A few more minutes go by in silence as they both continue their business, until the bear leans in again and asks
"Are you sure you don't have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"Seriously? No, I don't have that problem, now please mind your own business!" The rabbit answered extremely annoyed now.
"Oh, ok, sorry." The bear said again.
Several minutes go by as the two sit in silence, trying to finish their business so they can go on with their day. Until the bear leans in once more.
"So, you're certain you don't have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"What is wrong with you?" The rabbit answered, furious now, "For the last time, I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHIT STICKING TO MY FUR!!"
So the bear picks up the rabbit, wipes his ass with him, and then walks off.
