A few short words on relationships!
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
"This is Alexa."
It's said that women may sometimes fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship...
...whereas men may fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
My wife and I have an open relationship
Found out last night
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her.
Instead I just swam for the surface.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
For anyone in a relationship, take note from Twitter.
Introducing an X after many years is never a good idea.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
"This is Alexa."
It's said that women may sometimes fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship...
...whereas men may fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
My wife and I have an open relationship
Found out last night
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her.
Instead I just swam for the surface.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
For anyone in a relationship, take note from Twitter.
Introducing an X after many years is never a good idea.
