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A few short words on relationships!

Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.

I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend





"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"

"This is Alexa."





It's said that women may sometimes fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship...

...whereas men may fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.




My wife and I have an open relationship

Found out last night





Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful.

I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend




My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her.

Instead I just swam for the surface.




I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.





For anyone in a relationship, take note from Twitter.

Introducing an X after many years is never a good idea.

 
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