I met a magical fairy yesterday
who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "Immortality is the one and only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."
"Fine," I said. "Then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, rational, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"
She replied: "Aren’t you a crafty bastard!"
"Sorry," said the fairy, "Immortality is the one and only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."
"Fine," I said. "Then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, rational, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"
She replied: "Aren’t you a crafty bastard!"
