Dirty airplane joke

"Ladies and gentlemen," said the captain, "we have now reached cruising altitude. I am turning off the fasten seat belt sign." Turning to his co-pilot, he forgot to turn off the intercom. "After that takeoff, I could use a whiskey and a blowjob."

Hearing the captain over the intercom, and realizing he had no idea, one of the flight attendants began sprinting from the back of the plane to the cabin to tell him. "Hey, lady!" called a passenger. "You forgot his whiskey!"