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A large jet plane crashed in an isolated country farming area.
Panic-stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hull left smoldering in a treeline that bordered the farm. The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"John," the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realise that was the Prime Minister’s airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"All dead?" the inspector asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “There was one who said they weren’t…But you know what a lying politician is like.
Panic-stricken, the local police inspector mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hull left smoldering in a treeline that bordered the farm. The inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"John," the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realise that was the Prime Minister’s airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"All dead?" the inspector asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “There was one who said they weren’t…But you know what a lying politician is like.
