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Saturday morning chuckle......

probably more for the women. @Bexsy

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

The wife of a grump (a real smeller)
Once happened to have someone tell her,
"Sociologists gauge
Men get better with age,"
So she locked the old grump in the cellar. 🤭

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell Ha ... 🙄

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Social workers opine,
Degs will age like fine wine... 😂

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell 😅 Now dats funny.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Faeries know how to amuse old grumps...

When they want to, that is. 🤭

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell Oh really? Could you send on my way then. I`ve yet to find one. 🤔

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Send you an old grump?

Pointless. Why would you want two?

Besides, no one could top you for grumpiness. 🤭

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell You`re a close second.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Nah, I'm not nearly as grumpy as Potato... not that I blame her, the way you torment her all the time. 🙄

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell Okay I stand corrected. You`re a close third. ;)

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Moi...?

I'm not even in the top 1000 for grumpiness.
You're thinking of my sister.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell Yeah you! Compared to you your sister is saint. 🙄

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

Whaddayamean, "saint"?!

I'm the grumpiest faerie in Neverland, dammit!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Oh Tink. don`t be so hard on yourself. @Thinkerbell has you beat by a mile 🤭

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Degbeme

The only one I want hard on myself is Peter Pan, dammit!

But he likes Wendy, so that's why I'm so grumpy!