Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Reminds me of the old joke about why men are like wine grapes.
They start out kind of sweet. Then you stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you want to have dinner with.
They start out kind of sweet. Then you stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you want to have dinner with.
Smart wife 😏
beermeplease · M
@Degbeme so from the dog house to the cellar....when will you ever learn? 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
The wife of a grump (a real smeller)
Once happened to have someone tell her,
"Sociologists gauge
Men get better with age,"
So she locked the old grump in the cellar. 🤭
Once happened to have someone tell her,
"Sociologists gauge
Men get better with age,"
So she locked the old grump in the cellar. 🤭
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Oh Tink. don`t be so hard on yourself. @Thinkerbell has you beat by a mile 🤭
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Degbeme
The only one I want hard on myself is Peter Pan, dammit!

But he likes Wendy, so that's why I'm so grumpy!
The only one I want hard on myself is Peter Pan, dammit!

Lilymoon · F
Knock Knock
saragoodtimes · F
only problem is the older they get the harder to pop their cork
bookerdana · M
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