Five Random Shorties
1.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed four grave diggers walking around with a coffin. Three hours later and they're still pacing with it.
I thought to myself, "They've literally lost the plot!"
2.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
3.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
4.
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
5.
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swam with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed four grave diggers walking around with a coffin. Three hours later and they're still pacing with it.
I thought to myself, "They've literally lost the plot!"
2.
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
3.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
4.
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
5.
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, swam with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.
