Better late than never
Little Johnny goes out as a pirate on his first Halloween. His parents stay at the sidewalk and direct Johnny to go to the front porch and do his own bidding. He knocks on the door and out comes an enthusiastic old lady, pretending to be all frightened of this pirate she sees before her.
Lady- "OMG! What a scarry pirate you are!"
Johnny- "Twick o tweet!"
Lady- "Wait a second, if you're a pirate, where are your buccaneers? "
Johnny looks at her as if it was the dumbest question he'd ever heard and replies, "they're under my buccan hat lady, now give me some buccan candy before I show you the pointy end of my buccan cutlass.. ....NNOW!"
Lady- "OMG! What a scarry pirate you are!"
Johnny- "Twick o tweet!"
Lady- "Wait a second, if you're a pirate, where are your buccaneers? "
Johnny looks at her as if it was the dumbest question he'd ever heard and replies, "they're under my buccan hat lady, now give me some buccan candy before I show you the pointy end of my buccan cutlass.. ....NNOW!"
56-60, M
