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Five rude short jokes for you

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do women and noodles have in common?
Both wiggle when you eat them.
Thanks. Good start for my evening

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