A Scientist, a Businessman, a Preacher and a boyscout are on a plane.
The plane begins to go down and the pilots take two of the five parachutes. The Buisnessman jumps out of his seat, grabs a parachute and screams, "I manage the world's economy, the world needs me" before bailing out of the plane. The Scientist then jumps up, shouting, "I'm the smartest man in the world, the world needs me" before bailing out of the plane. The preacher turns to the boyscout saying, "I've lived a long and fruitful life son, I want you to take the last parachute." Smiling, the boyscout says, "That's ok, the smartest man in the world just took my boyscout backpack."