Joke - accentuate the positive

A humble man walks up to three very large women in a bar because he thinks he can recognize their very thick accents. He asks, "excuse me, are you ladies from Scotland? I just got back from vacation, and ...." before he could continue, he's cut off by one of the ladies who appears to be very upset. She says , "you dummy! it's Wales."

A bit embarrassed, he regains his composure and apologizes saying, "oh yes, of course. What was I thinking. I'm sorry. ...ssooo, ...are you whales from scotland?"

Thats when the fight broke out.