Dad jokes !
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent !
A woman asked me where my sister went on her honeymoon. I said ALASKA.
She said , “ never ind I ‘ll ask her myself”. 😳
What do you call a lazy kangaroo ?
A pouch potato!
Because the P is silent !
A woman asked me where my sister went on her honeymoon. I said ALASKA.
She said , “ never ind I ‘ll ask her myself”. 😳
What do you call a lazy kangaroo ?
A pouch potato!
