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So this prostitute approaches me

And says "$200 ill do whatever"

She changed my brakes, rotors, shocks and is currently giving my car an alignment
fun4us2b · M
Reminds me of the show Afterlife - the Ricky Gervais character is approached by a prostitute the same way - she says she'll do anything....so he pays her to clean his kitchen!
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@fun4us2b hell na she might rob you 😃 🤣
fun4us2b · M
@DeluxedEdition most likely, and yeah that was just a show anyways.
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@DeluxedEdition there's a maid service that has their maids work in the nude so you know they're not stealing anything. It's true. But i would hide any smaller items of value just to be safe.. lol

But really, that could be a false sense of security. They could vacuum up valuable things
I was gonna ask if she lubed your drive shaft, but you're not that kind of car 😉😁
SW-User
She overcharged you for sure
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@SW-User omg nooo brakes and rotors are $400+ 😭

Idk about shocks because the last time i changed my shocks a crackhead literally did it for me for $50 🤣
bookerdana · M
I tell ya she just drained the oil,officer👮
I would have done it for less. 😂😂😂😂😂
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
You are a Genius c:
NowOk · M
You got a grest deal
RuyLopez · 56-60, M
She got skillz.
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
@RuyLopez yeah she does 😭
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
He had to hire her again a week later to represent him in court after careening into a schoolbus when he couldn't stop or steer ..lol
this woman is marriage material, Ill give her 200 anytime she wants
Elessar · 26-30, M
Were you driving around here, by chance?
in10RjFox · M
Ok. She must be a Mobile Prostitute fuckXing cars.
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
I'd have said "give me $300 and you'll get $200" 🤷‍♂️
Benjr134 · M
Never tell me you’ll do anything for $200.
Don’t forget rotate the tires
justcurious2019 · 26-30, M
is she blowing up the tires as well 😏
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Send her here when she is done. 😬
ElRengo · 70-79, M
BF´s are cheaper.
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
How come so cheap why do you have a car if you can’t afford to look after it properly

 
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