A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!' 'That must've been scary, huh' said the teacher. 'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F*ck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
Good story. I have one with the opposite results. I had a neighbor with two big poodles. They were rambunctious but obedient. One day a cat got into their yard, and the chase began. Quickly the cat realized that she wasn't going to make it to my yard. She made her stand and waited for the first dog. He stuck his face at the cat, and she swiped at it racking across the dog's nose. Squelling, the dog turned around and ran back the his house. The other dog said "I want nothing to do with that!" And followed his buddy. The cat then sauntered thru my yard like she owned the neighborhood. I laughed for 5 minutes or more.
