Are you alright?
A man walks into a pub and asks for a double scotch.
The Landlord asks, "Are you alright," as the man looks a little shaken.
The man explained that his car had broken down about a mile or so down the road.
He had been scratching his head looking at the engine when a horse popped his head over the hedgerow and told him how to fix the problem.
"Arr, was it a black horse?" asked the Landlord.
"Yes", said the man.
"You wuz lucky then," said the landlord. "There's a grey horse in that field, and he knows nothing at all about engines".
The Landlord asks, "Are you alright," as the man looks a little shaken.
The man explained that his car had broken down about a mile or so down the road.
He had been scratching his head looking at the engine when a horse popped his head over the hedgerow and told him how to fix the problem.
"Arr, was it a black horse?" asked the Landlord.
"Yes", said the man.
"You wuz lucky then," said the landlord. "There's a grey horse in that field, and he knows nothing at all about engines".
