3 guys in the computer industry are at a conference on a tropical island. At the lunch break they take a walk along the beach and find a magical lamp washed up on the shore. They look at each and say, why not ... so they rub the lamp and out pours a genie.
He looks at the three of them and says normally I'd give you three wishes, it looks like you'll get one each instead.
The first guy, a programmer, says he wants to sail the world in a beautiful yatch with an all girl crew. The genie bangs his hands together and the guy disappears.
The second guy, a systems analyst said he wants to spend his life skiing the best slopes. A bang of the genie's hands and he's gone.
The third guy, a supervisor looks at the genie and says, i want them both back after lunch!
