Cool comebacks
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
“Light travels faster than sound which is why you seem bright until you spoke.”
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
“I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.”
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
“You are the reason that God created the middle finger.”
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
“Someday you will go far. I hope you stay there.”
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
“Light travels faster than sound which is why you seem bright until you spoke.”
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
“I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.”
Man: "I'm here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
“You are the reason that God created the middle finger.”
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
“Someday you will go far. I hope you stay there.”
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
