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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

She urges him to hurry up because she's getting scared being out there in the dark.

He puts her at ease then asks, "why are you so scared anyway? ..what about me? I gotta walk back alone.."