Paddy and Mick
Paddy was walking down a street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes.
Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Mick, where'd you get that car?"
"Sue gave it to me"
Mick replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya lad, but a new Merc?"
"Well, Paddy, let me tell you what happened... We were driving out on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere, Sue pulled off and headed in to the woods, she parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Mick, take whatever you want'. So I took the car!"
"You're a smart man!" says Paddy. Them clothes would never have fitted you".
Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Mick, where'd you get that car?"
"Sue gave it to me"
Mick replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya lad, but a new Merc?"
"Well, Paddy, let me tell you what happened... We were driving out on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere, Sue pulled off and headed in to the woods, she parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Mick, take whatever you want'. So I took the car!"
"You're a smart man!" says Paddy. Them clothes would never have fitted you".
