"You'd be drinking like this, too!"
A man walks into a bar at full speed, walks up to the bartender, and says, "Quick! I need you to line up six shots of the strongest stuff you've got!" Confused, the bartender complies, and watches as the guy drinks each shot at blinding speed. "Quick! Line them up again!" the man said. Again, the bartender complied, and again, the man slammed those shots as fast as he could.
As the man demanded a third set of six shots, the bartender said, "Hey, I know it's none of my business, but you sure are drinking fast."
"You'd be drinking like this, too, if you had what I have," said the man.
"Aw, I'm real sorry to hear that. What do you have?"
"Fifty cents."
As the man demanded a third set of six shots, the bartender said, "Hey, I know it's none of my business, but you sure are drinking fast."
"You'd be drinking like this, too, if you had what I have," said the man.
"Aw, I'm real sorry to hear that. What do you have?"
"Fifty cents."
