Two short jokes
Vladimir Putin walks down the corridor in his office and notices a painting on the wall of himself.
He says: "So, my dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, what will happen if we lose the war?"
"That's simple," says the painting, "they'll take me off and will hang you!"
I was once in an art gallery once looking at a painting of Margaret Thatcher in a bikini ...
a security guard wandered over to me and said “sir you can’t wear that in here.”
He says: "So, my dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, what will happen if we lose the war?"
"That's simple," says the painting, "they'll take me off and will hang you!"
I was once in an art gallery once looking at a painting of Margaret Thatcher in a bikini ...
a security guard wandered over to me and said “sir you can’t wear that in here.”