A Hard Walmart Job

This joke always brings a smile to me.

To afford my 'lifestyle' I've been forced to seek employment...to help pay the bills! As well, in these tight economic times, you can't really be too choosy about a job opportunity. You take what's available when it's available. So I won't be playing golf much from now on.
I never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in women's clothing, but you take what you can get on short notice!
Walmart hired me on the spot... Had a choice of two openings... A Walmart Greeter, or, an Assistant in the Women's Jean Dept. I just wanted to tell you myself, just in case your wives or girlfriends come to Walmart to try on jeans. I help ladies try on jeans... It is a tough job but, hey, somebody has to do it.
Kinda enjoyed my first day on the job... Now I'm thinking about making it 'full time' employment!