At a Global Military Convention
It is the cold war and there is a global military convention where each military boasts how their army is the best. After a long day of watching each country's army marching with their strongest and most masculine men, the generals sit down in the banquet hall. An American, German, and Soviet general all sit at the same table and they are all waiting for a chance to come out as the strongest military.
The Soviet general begins first by boasting, "Our comrades are the strongest soldiers in the world because they eat 4000 calories of glorious motherland food every day!"
The German general, with a grin on his face states, "Each und every von of our soldiers eats 5000 kaloriez per day!"
The American general finally declares, "Yeah? well our killin machines motherfuckers chow down 7000 calories per day, guaranteed!"
It gets real quiet at the table for a moment as the German and Soviet generals are shocked at how much the American soldiers eat. Then rustling can be heard coming from the Soviet General as he pulls out his handy mini pocket calculator and performs a spectularly complex calculation.
"That is impossible!" he states, "There is no way an adult male can consume 50 kilos of potato in one day"
The Soviet general begins first by boasting, "Our comrades are the strongest soldiers in the world because they eat 4000 calories of glorious motherland food every day!"
The German general, with a grin on his face states, "Each und every von of our soldiers eats 5000 kaloriez per day!"
The American general finally declares, "Yeah? well our killin machines motherfuckers chow down 7000 calories per day, guaranteed!"
It gets real quiet at the table for a moment as the German and Soviet generals are shocked at how much the American soldiers eat. Then rustling can be heard coming from the Soviet General as he pulls out his handy mini pocket calculator and performs a spectularly complex calculation.
"That is impossible!" he states, "There is no way an adult male can consume 50 kilos of potato in one day"
