Men’s helpline...!!!
Letter to a men's helpline...
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife
may have been cheating on me, but!
There's the usual signs:
If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;
She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for
her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
And it was at that moment crouched behind the boat
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld,
or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife
may have been cheating on me, but!
There's the usual signs:
If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;
She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for
her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,
then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
And it was at that moment crouched behind the boat
that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld,
or do I need to replace the whole bracket?