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Men’s helpline...!!!

Letter to a men's helpline...


Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife

may have been cheating on me, but!

There's the usual signs:

If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;

She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for

her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.

When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse,

then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

And it was at that moment crouched behind the boat

that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld,

or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
Repete · 61-69, M Best Comment
Definitely needs to look at the mounting making sure it is or has been well lubed welding , only if you are planning on keeping her I mean it and also would look into a protective cage to make sure nothing gets in or out that would damage the mount.
Rusham · M
@Repete very clever and very funny.

hunkalove · 61-69, M
That dude has his priorities right!

 
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