Laundry………….

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.

So she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"



The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed,and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

" I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!"

" USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!"