How to be a loser

1. Watch Porn - Yes
2. Don't Workout - No
3. Have No Goals - Yes
4. Always Negative - Yes
5. Chase Girls - No
6. Always sleep late - Kinda... i got a job but its shift based
7. Watch Phone 24/7 - No
8. Smoke/Vape - No
9. Don't Chase Dreams - Yes
10. Be Lazy - Yes

damn i am 5 of those

1. I'm not always negative
2. I never chase girls
3. I don't watch phone 24/7
4. I don't smoke/vape
5. I don't chase dreams
6. I'm a parent so I'm not lazy

Am I alright?😁

I’m a loser. I smoke weed and vape sometimes. I watch porn from time to time. Haven’t in maybe 2 months. I meet girls on dating sites so I chase them I guess. I’m on my phone 24/7 usually like now… I sleep late usually cuz I work 2 jobs and freelance. And I’m natural lazy like snorelax I love to sleep but never get enough…

5. "Chase Girls" That's a phrase straight from the 1950s. When Marty McFly went "back to the future" and Nixon was Veep. 😆

this is a very comprehensive list

and true
you dont do any of those do you?
I only do 2 of those

1, 5, 10
I’m 30% loser
I can cut that down to 20% with work

I don't need to take a test to know the answer

i don't smoke or vape

All of the above

7/10 😲