Going with the crowd...joke 😷

There was a Redhead man, a Bald Man and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff. The Redhead said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Bald man said, "Right there with you my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Blond man said, "With you all the way chaps, If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had ham, and the Blond man had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, "Why didn't they just TELL us they didn't like their sandwiches??" The Blond's wife said in tears, "I don't understand it... He made his own sandwiches!"

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PatKirby · M

In the Red Light District there's a whore house on the corner with the red light on the porch on all the time. There's a man in a car outside staring at the red light. Another man is in a big hurry to get into the first room. A man is coming out of the second room. And in the back room a man is lying down.

From this information you should be able to tell where each of these men are from. Give up? Ok.

The man in a hurry is a Russian, the man coming out is a Finnish, the man in the car is Biden waiting for the red light to change, and the man lying down in the back room is a Himalayan.

fun4us2b · M

Lol - dumb idiots could have swapped - we did that in 2nd grade!

bijouxbroussard · F

The first "blond" joke I’ve ever seen !
(But did he have ham or jam ?)

bookerdana · M

@bijouxbroussard Blond,traditionally is used for males but less so in this era....and honeestly does it really matter in this context,jam ,ham though I noticed that😀

bijouxbroussard · F

@bookerdana Exactly what I meant. I see "blonde" jokes all the time.

bookerdana · M

@bijouxbroussard Someone gave me a whole book of blonde jokes,a while back,silly stuff

OogieBoogie · F

🤣 where do you fibd these ?

bookerdana · M

@OogieBoogie Pinterest,joke sites bartenders😀

OogieBoogie · F

@bookerdana ahhh, i cruise it for art.

bookerdana · M

@OogieBoogie imagine thats a great place for art

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