Clyde died in fire

Clyde died in a fire.
His two friends Bill and Ted were called in to identify the body because it had been so badly burned.

Bill went in first and took a look. "yup he's badly burnt, turn him over" So the mortician turned him over and Bill said, "nope, not him."

Next Ted went in and said, "yup he's badly burnt, turn him over" So the mortician turned him over and Ted said, "nope, not him."

So the mortician had to ask, "how did you know it wasn't Clyde when I turned him over?"

Ted responded, "Clyde has two assholes"

"Two assholes?!" the mortician exclaimed, "are you sure?"

"Everyone knows that" said Bill

"Yup," said Ted, "everywhere we went people would always say, here come Clyde with those two assholes."