Funny Joke

A priest and a nun were traveling to a conference in the parish's vehicle. The weather was cold and it began to snow really hard and the priest lost control of the vehicle and slid off the road and got stuck. Its was far too cold to stay in the car so they walked to a near by farm hoping to find a warm meal and bed. Unfortunately the house was abandoned but they did find some blankets and a sleeping bag. The priest gave the nun the bed and he took the sleeping bag . About 30 minutes after trying to get to sleep the nun said "Father, I'm so cold!" The priest got up and got her another blanket and tucked it around her and went back to his sleeping bag. Just as he was starting to dream, the nun woke him saying "father , I am so cold!" Again, he got up and grabbed another blanket and laid it over the nun and went back to bed. A short while later the nun again told the priest she was cold. The priest said, "Sister, just for the remainder of our stay here, can we act as though we were married?" The nun thought about it for a moment and said, " yes father, in the interests of staying warm, I could do that'. The priest smiled and said, "Sister, about the blanket, get off your ass and get it yourself! I'm trying to sleep here!" 🤣