For those of us who are old enough to remember Brigitte Bardot
His wife wanted to give him a special birthday present. He happened to be a big Brigitte Bardot fan. As you might know, Brigitte Bardot is universally known as BB, so the woman carefully paints a big B in each of her buttocks, and just before the expected arrival of the husband, she positions herself on all fours, her generous ass directly pointing at the door. The key sounds turning, and the husband enters the house. A short silence follows, then he asks:
