Yesterday wasn’t my best day!

I got caught urinating into our local swimming pool.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I got a fright and nearly fell in.
I was ordered to leave.
I left and went to the pub next door.
While there this guy gawked at me and asked in a sarcastic way if my beer belly was Stella Artois or Corona?
Haha, I laughed and got back at him.
I said, " You find out. There’s a tap underneath.
Taste it.”