I was in pain,

So I went to the Doctor with my problem.

He asked me to describe what is going on.

I told him -

When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts...

When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts...

When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts...

When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!"

The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."