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Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said, 'I will have a shave and a shoe shine.'
The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather the Texan’s face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, 'Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.'
She replied, 'I am married and my husband would not like that.'
The Texan said, 'Tell him you are working overtime and I will pay you the difference.'
She said, 'You tell him. He is the one shaving you.'