Blind man in a restaurant. Warning Gross
A blind man goes to a restaurant...
"Menu sir?" asks the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order."
The confused owner goes to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returns to the blind man.
The blind man smells the fork with a deep breath, "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables."
"Unbelievable!" thought the owner.
...So the blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Two weeks later the blind man returns.
The owner, wanting to see how good his sense of smell is, quickly goes to the kitchen where his wife Brenda is cooking and says, "Do me a favor and rub this fork all over your private parts!" which she does. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh! Interesting! I didn't know Brenda worked here."
"Menu sir?" asks the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order."
The confused owner goes to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returns to the blind man.
The blind man smells the fork with a deep breath, "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables."
"Unbelievable!" thought the owner.
...So the blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Two weeks later the blind man returns.
The owner, wanting to see how good his sense of smell is, quickly goes to the kitchen where his wife Brenda is cooking and says, "Do me a favor and rub this fork all over your private parts!" which she does. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh! Interesting! I didn't know Brenda worked here."
